But Mama, Brother said this was a cookie."
"I thought cookies were supposed to be crumbly, though."
"Maybe this side tastes better."
"This cookie was a waste of perfectly good slobber.
Now where's that light saber?"
(P.S. I know. Putting words in babies' mouths can be highly annoying. Sorry bout that. Just one of the perks of this being my blaaaaahg, though.) :)